fuckyeah1990s:

ROLLERBLADES, 90s, PENS, 90s, COCAINE, 90s

heres the $20 rap I paid for on fiverr.com (this is a new version with my requested revisions, like way cooler lyrics) i think its good, i think I may make a music video for this or something. 

(via batreaux)

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

(via spoopymccall)

assdeluxe:

*discovers a giant floating orb in the woods*

sick

*snapchats it*

(via bisexualilanawexler)

madredenutrias:

Honestly if you’ve touched a ouija board in your life time please tell me so I can reup on sage and not talk to you anymore

(via anothercleverjedimindtrick)